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twitter's phenomenology of mind

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THE SLOW REALIZATION OF ONE'S OWN MORTALITY:
living on the good graces of my friends. charmed aimlessness is charming right? 11:51 PM Aug 14th
Riding my bike along the brooklyn promenade everyone is an island in the dark coupling. I am the landlord of the skyline. happy to be free. 11:12 PM Aug 24th
why am I a hippie? forgive me ye cynical gods of new york. 7:54 PM Aug 25th
david foster wallace R.I.P. 9:24 AM Sep 15th
i think i'm getting allergic to penises and the people that grow out of them 12:22 PM Sep 25th
R.I.P. DOLEMITE 7:42 AM Oct 23rd
not recession-proofing the universe. my poor city, she trembles under the weight cast on her shoulders. i bear witness, small and helpless. 1:44 AM Dec 2nd
THE ESSENTIAL DIET:
heating up a spinach knish after a hard day of painting technicolor pussies 11:35 PM Aug 13th
can't believe how many texan death row inmates request PB&J's for their last meals. they're okay, not great. 9:52 AM Aug 14th
debate was a total snooze fest. and i even made a special debate lasagne which was totally fucking delicious 5:48 AM Sep 27th
swedish meatballs and lingonberry jamz...MMmm..i might hit up my neighborhood ikea for thxgvg dinner 12:14 AM Oct 13th
has anyone ever had chicken and waffles and lived to tell about it? 5:31 PM Oct 7th from web
just had dinner:a bowl of popcorn and doritos, 3 bud light limes. fiesta!! 11:42 PM Oct 19th
oh geez reading about mccain's mysterious health issues has made me lose, yes, even my insatiable need for doritos http://snipurl.com/4ipu0 11:56 PM Oct 19th
parents and i just voted in queens and rewarded ourselves with gut busting breakfast. 11:14 AM Nov 4th
@chopchomp WHHHHHAT is that??? tell me you ate it! 6:48 PM Nov 18th
THE ESSENTIAL DRUG HABIT:
my god has three names: Robert Downey Junior. 11:16 PM Aug 17th
some people unexpectedly have some exceptional marijuana. and i love surprises. thank you. 12:26 AM Aug 20th
insaneo desublimation from last night's party. any openbar obamathons on today? or is it me and a bottle of jack? 6:54 PM Nov 5th
wish i had some ambien and fewer than 4 coffees today 2:56 AM Nov 12th
THE EVER-EXPANDING UNIVERSE OF ARTS APPRECIATION:
You oughta know is the best song ever written. Nuff said. 7:17 PM Aug 20th
Lil Wayne!!! 9:49 PM Sep 7th
i really really wished I hadn't watched Old Boy. 7:03 PM Sep 21st
No endz, no skinz 8:13 PM Sep 25th
http://snipurl.com/4gb1d joan didion.. her sentences sound like waves breaking, just as powerful 1:02 PM Oct 17th
stay positive on the speakers and on the mind. 11:33 AM Oct 22nd
http://snipurl.com/4gb1d joan didion.. her sentences sound like waves breaking, just as powerful 1:02 PM Oct 17th
stay positive on the speakers and on the mind. 11:33 AM Oct 22nd
http://vimeo.com/1196726 awesome. mountain goats. godard. sexy french girls 1:51 PM Nov 3rd
http://snipurl.com/4r5cm BUILT TO SPILL covers Paper Planes. Like a drunk handjob from a stranger or something else cringe-inducing. 4:19 PM Oct 27th
does anyone besides me listen to podcasts or is that very iTunes 1.0? 12:06 AM Nov 3rd
THE ARGUMENT FOR ABSTINENCE:
Fuck of course this asshole has some asian whore girlfriend: http://snipurl.com/70w75 1:14 PM Aug 22nd
being vetted is the most unsexy thing ever. always keep that shit under wraps. 9:12 AM Sep 2nd
bachelorette party for my one republican banker friend tonight. no strippers no drugs no men it's gonna be a loooong night. 1:06 PM Sep 6th from web
@ryanapetersen LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD is Amazing you creep. Who doesn't love the MAC guy. and "your dead asian hooker girlfriend" 10:27 PM Sep 14th
@ryanapetersen LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD is Amazing you creep. Who doesn't love the MAC guy. and "your dead asian hooker girlfriend" 10:27 PM Sep 14th
i think i'm getting allergic to penises and the people that grow out of them 12:22 PM Sep 25th
4success with an Asian woman, an AfricanAmerican needs no additional income;a white man needs$24K less than average http://snipurl.com/4jxt7 11:36 PM Oct 20th
I have AMAZING taste in men. 6:29 PM Oct 29th
my pinata costume was awesome! especially when i let you beat me with a stick and chucked candy in your face 3:29 PM Nov 1st
i just got my final birthday present only a month late. and it's hilarious. http://snipurl.com/5mzxd 1:56 PM Nov 16th
also waterproof!! cuz you know this is exactly what you'd need, say, when snorkeling in belize. 1:58 PM Nov 16th
also waterproof!! cuz you know this is exactly what you'd need, say, when snorkeling in belize. 1:58 PM Nov 16th
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