Friday, April 27, 2007

I met two gents at a publican on St Patrick's Day




GOOD MORNING CONNELLY, FINE DAY ISN'T IT?
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YOU MAGEE. TIS.
I'M FEELING AS IRISH AS A LIMERICK TODAY. HOW BOUT YOURSELF?
AYE ME? I'M FEELING AS IRISH AS A BAR OF GREEN SOAP.
THAT'S NOTHING MAN. YESTERDAY I WAS FEELING AS IRISH AS A POLICE CONVENTION.
OH YOU DON'T SAY, NOT AS WELL AS DID I YESTERDAY. I WAS FEELING AS IRISH AS A GIRL USING GUINNESS AS A PERSONAL LUBRICANT.
AYE. (SILENCE.)
AYE. (SILENCE. SIPS BEER)